charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

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Hatten alles, aber alles war nicht das, was wir gebraucht haben
- Vega (via unzufriedenheit)

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie

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catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

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Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mccoyswife, via dasistmeinvodka)

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

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